It’s the first of the Week
Yeaaahhh wellll yeah.
I’m so sleepy but I felt obligated to write a little sumthin’ sumthin.
Nothing really new going on.
Classes have started again.
People aren’t ready to be back.
It’s hotter than a mug outside.
The Becky’s have pulled out the realllly short skirts…
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Actually, let’s talk about that.
What’s up with these skirts?
I mean seriously? How do you sit down without flashing people?
HOW DO YOU EVEN WALK?
See, you hardly ever see black people wearing these. Collectively, we have too much booty to be wearing isht like that. Shoot, I know some people who couldn’t even cover ONE booty cheek with those little things. (I’m not referring to myself of course, mine is nicely sized. However, I still would not be caught dead in one for fear of exposing my vagina.)
That being said, I would like to address all the Becky’s out there…
Dear Becky,
How are you? I’m fine. It’s been kind of toasty outside, huh? I have to agree that wearing less clothes is sometimes necessary to avoid a heat stroke. I myself have participated in this trend to some degree.
However, once again, you look a mess.
See, I could understand if you were just lounging in your dorm room, but this whole “wearing extremely short skirts” situation is making me uncomfortable, especially if you ain’t even got it like that. Sometimes, I wonder how it even stays up since you have yet to have booty. You gotta have the right proportion of posterior meat to pull that off, girl…and the right kind of attitude too.
Becky. I’m just not sure that it works for you.
Try to do better in the future please. Either aquire some posterior meat, or just add a few inches to your “skirts” that are actually vaginal tents.
I want nothing but the best for you, my Caucasian Persuasion sistas.
Yours in the Spirit of Estrogen,
KaNisa
