New Year’s Resolutions
2007 RESOLUTIONS THAT KANISA NEEDS TO MAKE CHANGES IN HER LIFE IN ORDER TO HAVE A HAPPIER AND HEALITHER STANDARD OF LIVING
WHEREAS, one must take necessary steps to eat balanced meals and maintain a healthy diet to have substantial, yet well managed booty and breasts; and
WHEREAS, money does not grow on trees and thus must be saved in order to indulge in various fun things (and necessities); and
WHEREAS, one must love oneself immensely before successfully and permanently acquiring quality privates belonging to the target sex; and
WHEREAS, time management is a necessary skill needed to be successful in life; now, therefore, be it
RESOLVED, that subject will gain weight and maintain a target between 95 and 100 pounds to reach the healthy zone that trouts bangin’ booty and breasts; and, be it further
RESOLVED, that subject will work out regularly to release any stress and tone newly acquired booty that one will be able to set a tray on; and, be it further
RESOLVED, that independence is practiced in the acquiring of monies for the purpose of recreation and also in investing in mutual funds to build a financial back up plan; and, be it further
RESOLVED, that there are less “sneaker” days and more “Victoria” days (in which one puts best foot forward and passively increases self-awareness sex appeal by wearing her Secrets) to increase levels of self esteem as many sources (Essence Magazine) prove statistically that presentation directly effects one’s self-esteem; and, be it further
RESOLVED, that procrastination is no longer a driving force in daily life as one should never put off until tomorrow what one can do today.
Submitted by KaNisa
Backwoods, GA
December 24, 2006
