You know you’ve been playing your 360 to long when…
You get annoyed when you make an unnecessary movement in real life (ie flip the light switch rather than the intended fan switch.)
You get extra excited when you hear the achievement unlocked sound (even though it may be something else)
You dream that you are the character you were playing.
You start expecting to hear the “achievement unlocked” sound when you do something good in real life.
You passingly hear the 360 signature sound on a commercial and wonder if someone turned on the console.
You wake up sore in random parts of your body because of the way you held your controller the previous night/morning
Sleep becomes unnecessary.
You consider your multiplayer teammates to be disposable.
You say…I’ll just finish this mission, then I’ll stop…I’ll just get this achievement, then I’ll stop…
You get personally offended when a CPU opponent unleashes a heinous combo on you
You brag about your gamerscore to anyone who will listen (by the way One. Seven. Eight. One, Bishes.)
You spend an insane amount of money on AA batteries
You are able to write an entire list of “you know you’ve been playing your 360 for to long when…” in five minutes because everything on the list happened that day…
You begin to realize that you might be addicted….
*sigh….goodnight.
