Tinder-resting…
Thoughts when using the Tinder app…
Nope, nope, nope, nope…
Why is he wet and wearing earbuds in the shower?
Nope, nope, nope…
Why is everyone a fitness guru?
Nope, nope, nope, nowwaaaaiiiit!
Argh he was cute and looked normal!
They really need a just kidding button…
…
Nope, nope, nope…
WTF….screenshot for later.
Nope, Nope…
What’s with people and group pictures?
Nope…
Oh he’s cute!
*looks to see how many things we have in common according to facebook likes…
9?! Wow AND ONE OF THEM IS THAT WE LOVE CHILDISH GAMBINO!
#WINNING
*LIKE
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nowaaaiiiiit!
*sigh
****
*Phone notification about a match
Yay! Let’s see who it was…
*Looks for any identifiers to further research.
*Finds real name…
*Finds that their facebook is public and there’s tons of profanity and use of the phrase “these females”
*wamp
Unmatch….