Equal Opportunity Roasting
I noticed that I talk about Becky & Matt a lot. I apologize, it’s not intentional. It’s just that at a school that is only 5% black and 2% Latino, that’s all I see.
I will take this time to get on some blackies though.
Sagging
Why? Wasn’t sagging a Kriss Kross thing circa 1992? that is NOT cute. How can you even walk when your waistline is around your knees? And what kind of underwear do you wear under there? Does your penis ever slop out accidentally? If it does, does it get chafed as it rubs against your oversized white tee?
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Just wondering…
Hypersexual young Ray Rays
I was walking through the high school where I tutor and overheard an exchange between two students. This dude told this chick, “make it jump like a jackhammer” and she promptly started bouncing her tatays that were each bigger than my entire head.
Then she laughed and looked at me like she really did something!
For real?! For true?!?!
I clutched my pearls in horror and fainted from shock.
“Grown” Ray Ray suggests potential dating partner
I took a late night trip to get grocery the other day. I wasn’t trying to be cute so I just threw on some old jeans, a sweatshirt, and my glasses.
Walking down an aisle, this Ray Ray was like “Ey! Ey!” I looked at him about to go off on him even addressing me and this negro said,
“Yo, you shuld tawk to he-um. Yall wud luk gud tugether.”
Referring to a 15 year old grocery store worker that looked like this:
HAIL TO THE NAW!!!!
I was like:
You know what you worthless piece of isht?
Why are you even in the store? Can you afford anything here? How do you know what to get? Can you read or do you look at the pictures? I would tell you who you’d look good with, but unfortunately nothing in the world could fix your face.
He started to cry like the little beech he was so I left him in a puddle of his own rancid tears.
I hate that, man. Though I am blessed to be aesthetically pleasing, I hate that on days I look put together all these people want to holler, but on days I look normal, I’m invisible.
That same male would have been asking for my number on any other day….
People are so shallow…especially uneducated ones…
…let me stop.
