Me against the world
DISCLAIMER: KANISA GOT ABOUT TWO HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT DUE STUDYING AND IT BEING EIGHT HUNDERED AND NINTEY THREE DEGREES IN THE APARTMENT DUE TO A SICK ROOMATE. IT IS SHOULD THUS BE ACCEPTED THAT HER ATITUTDE IS UNDERSTANDIBLY SOUR. BEWARE OF UNCHARACTERSTIC MEANNESS, GROSS EXAGGERATION, AND QUESTIONABLE VOCABULARY.
Look at me America! I’m officially a college senior!
Although there was a definitely rite of passage process happening this morning. I was anally raped on that final. I loved the way the study guide in no way resembled the content of the test. Each question progressively got more offensive as it went on. By the end, I was ready to slap the TA.
After looking up the answers as I dejectedly left class, I thought it would be convenient to sell back my books so I wouldn’t have to leave my room later and also to achieve maximum sleep opportunities, however, the line for book buyback was extraordinarily long. I was SO annoyed that people would clearly hear that they were supposed to have their student ID’s out before they got to the counter yet they still acted confused when the person asked for it, thus prolonging the amount of time I had to stand in line AND the amount of time I had to wait before returning to sleep
Then most people couldn’t even FIND their Id’s or took their precious time pulling books out of their bookbags once they got up to the counter. By the time it was FINALLY my turn, the whole process took approximtely 1 minute and 48 seconds.
It could have been faster but the lady handing out the money was older than dirt.
After lesiurely jaywalking in front of a police car, I reached the Trolley with perfect timing. Didn’t even have to slow my roll as I walked on. HOWEVER, the driver decided to go about 20 miles an hour on the journey back across campus. He was even stopping for squirrels and shit! I was like GOOD LAWD JUST LET ME GET OUT AND WALK! I could probably do the running man at a moderate pace all the way back to my room and still beat him!
Oh the unfairness of it all! Alas and woe is me.
