Whateva…
Well I guess…
I wasn’t going to say anything about what today is just because…it’s cliché to say V-day is lame…
But for real…V day is no longer fun once you get to say high school or so
I mean think about it…
Elementary School…V-day = CANDY!
You used to look forward to cake and candy in class, making Valentines boxes for your valentine booty (cards, candy, etc.), setting that special one aside for that boy/girl you like…plus that’s maybe two hours out of the school day where you don’t have to do work.
Middle school…V-day = Popularity contest
Enter Valentines Grams. Pay a few quarters and get a message and a blow pop delivered to a friend during last period. If you don’t get one, you are an utter failure at life.
I remember I spent 10 bucks one year….most of them were for me though. I liked blow pops.
High school…V-Day = “…”
This is when the “fun-ness” of the day starts to taper off. Nothing really happened…maybe there was usually a dance or something…I don’t really remember. I blocked high school out of my mind.
College.
Flower booths in the student center/union. People are usually REALLY into it or REALLY not.
You start to hear V-day being called:
“Love Day”
“Single Awareness Day”
“Sex is pretty much guaranteed day”
“Wednesday”
etc.
I mean…I actually don’t have an opinion either way. It is what it is.
…
Though if I had my own personal male, it would be a “Happy KaNisa Day” which would be a day in which we celebrated how wonderful I am…
. . .
*blink blink…
WHAT?!
