Hippity Hoppity Music
Driving home from work today, I flipped through the pre-set stations to find some relaxing music. I came to the “#1 Station for Hip Hop and R&B” and was appalled to hear the following lyrics
“Ride that thing like a dirt bike”
And something or other about a motorcycle.
I wasn’t quite sure whether this song was referring to a dance or a new sexual position. At first I thought it was a new phrase for a certain popular sexual position., but then he said something along the lines of “put your hands on my hips and ride it like a motorcycle” which made me rule that o….WAAAAIT I guess it still could be a sexual position, or practice (one that rhymes with fead (lol)) .
But my point is..”ride that think like a dirt bike?!?!” Isn’t that the most random idea in the world? And why is the song so complicated? I don’t like hippity hoppity music, but I listened to it just to figure out what he was talking about.
All of those Atlanta Hippity Hoppity songs are trash. I know this song is old, but “Laffy Taffy??!?!” What is that?!
What happened to talking about the trials and tribulations of black people (like Public Enemy or even Warren G). What happened to random rap odes to clothes (like Dickies and Houseshoes by Pimpsta ….what you know about that? Was that song even big outside of Texas?… “I Dickey down with my houseshoes bout every day. So if you don’t like what I’m wearing you can get that *bleep up out my face…”LOL.)
I mean, I wasn’t a huge listener of rap back in the day either, but I remember the days when Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Bone Thugs, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Warren, Public Enemy, NWA, Nuaghty By Nature….all them ruled the airwaves. Tupac an ‘nem must be rolling over in their graves with this isht they call “rap” today…
MMMPH, Mmph, mmph…
