On website hits

So most people that have journals have the little website statistics add on to see what kind of traffic they get. Recently I’ve been getting some interesting hits for example:

From a msn search engine…. “pooty juice”

Now that’s just nasty.

On the Fugees & the Black Eyed Peas

Was listening to the radio today and they played a Black Eyed Peas song right after a Fugees song which got me thinking…I wonder how much the Peas are influenced by the Fugees…I mean lets look at this:

Composition of people in fugees – all male and one aesthetically pleasing female
Composition of people in Peas – all male and one aesthetically pleasing female

Purpose of Lauren in Fugees – to rap usually but sometimes just provides vocals
Purpose of Fergie in Peas – to rap sometimes but usually provides vocals she also booty pops with her “lovely lady lumps”

Type of music of fugees – revolutionary hip hop
Type of music of Peas – revolutionary eclectic music

So I don’t know, maybe the similarities aren’t that similar, but there’s some definite influential ideas going on with these two groups…

Kind of upset with the Refugee Camp though…the first song they released from their new album wasn’t too impressive, I hope the others are better…

Commercial break

*sings* “Through the fire…to the window to the wall…”

LMAO

(sorry parents are blasting oldies and I thought that’s how the song went when I was little)

On parents preparing for parties with caterers, decorators, and maids around

Very interesting personality changes happen, especially with my father. He acts “cool” by putting on music everyone likes and tries to be funny to reiterate that he’s not stuck up even though there are caters, decorators, and maids in the house.

My mother just makes sure the house is already clean so people don’t talk about us. Heaven forbid they let the people do their jobs…I mean they’re being paid good money for it aren’t they?

(Once again, we’re not big time at KaNisa’s house…the company is paying for all this…)

On driving a raggedy A car around

So about a year ago my father wrecked my car by running into a deer…actually it’s probably more like the deer running in to MY car because my po bug is only so big…

Luckily, the car was salvageable. We just had to replace the front hood and the front side panel. Also, we needed a new the running board on the left side. He said he replaced the main body parts last time I talked to him about it…

So today he asked me to go to the store to pick something up and I was all excited thinking my car was back to normal…

Wrong. WRONG!

I went to the back door, opened it ready to say “yay”, and I saw my po bug looking as pitiful as ever. Not only was she still not painted after four months, she was also dirty with rust in the hinges and…it was just pitiful. The inside was ever worse…dirt all on the once white seats, old Volkswagon books on the inside, rusty tools on the upholstered carpet.

I was UP-set man…my po bug…

It was even worse that I had to drive the po thing around…I felt so sad…she was once the talk of Al-BANY, Georgia and now she looks a hot mess.

I’m going to clean her out and wash it tomorrow so at least she can be halfway presentable…

The po thing…