Tinder-resting…

June 9, 2014

Thoughts when using the Tinder app…

Nope, nope, nope, nope…

Why is he wet and wearing earbuds in the shower?

Nope, nope, nope…

Why is everyone a fitness guru?

Nope, nope, nope, nowwaaaaiiiit!

Argh he was cute and looked normal!

They really need a just kidding button…

…

Nope, nope, nope…

WTF….screenshot for later.

Nope, Nope…

What’s with people and group pictures?

Nope…

Oh he’s cute!

*looks to see how many things we have in common according to facebook likes…

9?! Wow AND ONE OF THEM IS THAT WE LOVE CHILDISH GAMBINO!

#WINNING

*LIKE

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nowaaaiiiiit!

*sigh

****
*Phone notification about a match

Yay! Let’s see who it was…

*Looks for any identifiers to further research.
*Finds real name…
*Finds that their facebook is public and there’s tons of profanity and use of the phrase “these females”
*wamp

Unmatch….

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2 Comments

June 9, 2014 at 10:51 am

Indelible chaos

Nope, nope, nope,
..why is this guy in the woman’s section
Nope, nope,
…you’re not 29 Nope
(Group photo) Which one are you? ..next picture …Oh wish you were your friend.. Nope
Nope …4 kids? Really? ..Nope

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- June 9, 2014 at 11:12 am
  
  KaNisa
  
  Yes!
  
  And why are you posting couples pictures/pictures with your mom/pictures with a stack of money?
  Nope, nope, nope…
  Why are ALL your pictures of you wearing sunglasses…inside?
  Nope.
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