Dis aint nothin but da devil!
It never fails…
You dress up and look nice for a day of classes thinking, “oh yeah, look at me and my bad self, you like this don’t cha…” and it is all ruined by a humiliating moment when your flaws from yesteryear make themselves apparent…
So I was trying to waste time after finishing a test early and I thought I would walk over to the student center for some cookie dough ice cream. As I was making my way there, I was reviewing a story that would be discussed in my next class just so I’d be prepared and to avoid the random solicitations from various clubs. Occasionally I would look up to see where I was going and everything but I wasn’t in any hurry so I was going at a slow “joy walking” pace…
Then I came to some steps.
I was perfectly aware of them and gracefully descended, allowing all to see how I can multi-task reading and looking elusive, intelligent, ravishing…
Until…
I missed a step…
…and crashed quite suddenly to the ground.
Luckily I only had one more stair to go, so not too far to travel…and luckily I didn’t see any other black people around who would run over laugh and point at me…only one person noticed and she was like, “OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?!”
I told her that I was, and that only my pride was hurt…
Moral of the story:
Don’t think to highly of yourself or try be someone you’re not. You WILL be regulated REAL quick…
Oh and new recurring motif…I guess it isn’t really necessary, but I kind of like leaving inside jokes/cryptic messages so…
Cryptic Message of the moment…
I feel that I have become a casualty in the challenging developments of a friend…lol
That is all.
