Time of the Taurus
Went to a probate today. That was the crunkest Alpha show I’ve ever seen before in life. Alpha Rho over at Morehouse brought in 19 dudes in 06…19…06…1906, yeeah…
I bet they got BEAT DOWN to earn that 06 on their jackets…
In other news…
According to some astrological sources, the sun has entered the most important sign of the zodiac. TAURUS.
Here are some interesting facts about the Tauren :
For centuries, the bull has been a symbol of strength, tenacity, virility, and power. Left alone, a bull will happily graze; but if it is bothered, it will charge! Similarly, the Taurus personality is thought to be calm and peaceful, but when their anger is aroused, their temper can be wicked. Taureans are often quite disturbed by sudden changes–they prefer their lives stable and secure.
Taureans are thought to be persevering, strong individuals, who can also be quite “bull-headed”. They can be dogged and determined when they have a goal in mind. Taureans are also quite sensual and, often, self-indulgent “beasts”.
Touche.
I know about fifty million people who have a birthday in the next month…especially around my own birthday. My sister and I are both Taurus(es) but I don’t think we’re all that similar…I think she’s much more “bull headed”, “dogged,” and “determined” than me…but I’m on the Aries cusp too so….
Not that I believe in all that….
Although most of the people I know that are on the Aries/Taurus cusp are extremely similar.
Speaking of, Happy Birthday to the following people.
April 20th
BLW – quarter of a century.
You have no reason to go through a mid-youth crisis. Knocking on fate’s door at the mature age of 25, you have lived enough for most males twice your age. My decision about deciding to cut into your live body to disengage a bomb and save my own life but also kill you in the process has not changed, ESPECIALLY now that you’re so old…sorry dawg.
April 21
YE – 21
Gosh soror/ism we were almost twins. Isn’t it great that we get to spend our birthdays in lovely North Carolina? Aren’t. you. excited. I. know. I. am. Even though I only met you once, you still seem pretty cool. Get your grad advisor to buy you a drink. Mine is hooking me up Saturday night.
April 22
CVA – 21
Twin #1! Dude I’m sorry I won’t be able to make that outing, gotta go out of town to further along black people. However, we shall have to go sometime during finals week since us non-engineers have yet to have real finals. Oh to be a CS refugee…what were we thinking three years ago?!
LVD – 21
Twin #2! Wow I really haven’t talked to you since high school. Do you still want to be a teacher? Will you stay in the ‘BANY and school the spoiled rich children? Remember taking that Spanish AP exam even though we didn’t have AP Spanish at Deerfield? Wasn’t that an interesting experience?
ME!
Gosh KaNisa you’re finally 21. You sure do talk a lot of smack about going clubbing now that you don’t have to be worried about being molested by underage crotches, but I’m sure you won’t be going now either. Sure maybe one visit to Visions won’t hurt, but I bet you’re really looking forward to hitting up comedy clubs and jazz clubs…and then actually being able to hang out with cousins…look out America! She’s of age in two days!
alright, yeah it’s 4:30 in the morning I’m going to bed now.
Thank you and good night.
